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TRAFFIC SUCKING ROBOTS

from ORIGINAL COPY by ...and the Native Hipsters

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The Traffic Sucking Robots are Spam Bots who infest your inbox if you're not careful. They try and fool your spam filters by spouting nonsense into your content line. I seemed to be getting a load of them at one time, so I cut and pasted the best bits into a song.

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Traffic Sucking Robots

A zombie hides a bowling ball deep in the woods
The ocean makes a deal with a rattlesnake
One robot wrote a book in a coffee break
Here come the traffic sucking robots

A turkey goes running on a soft cheese wheel
A blood clot sells a building to a tub of margarine
One robot wrote a book in a submarine
Here come the traffic sucking robots

The chain saw learns to dance the blind Rumba
A salad dressing lives with a dirty string vest
One robot wrote a book in a vulture’s nest
Here come the traffic sucking robots

The educated asteroid sings out of tune
The power drill is gentle, but eats the giraffe
One robot wrote a book in a Turkish bath
Here come the traffic sucking robots

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from ORIGINAL COPY, released May 2, 2012
Vocals - Blatt
Music - Sebastian Vittorini
Written by - William Wilding

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...and the Native Hipsters UK

What started out as a live band evolved into an ongoing recording project. My latest album - ...and the GOLDEN HAMMER is mainly me singing so it's no longer listed under the native hipster name. The album before that 'Hard Noise To Scumrise is mainly just pure noise.
I’m always interested in people sending me stuff to work with. Contact me
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